Okay, I'll bite: Friday's Feast

Appetizer
What was the last game you purchased?

Uh, don't remember. One of the "Call of Duty" games.

Soup
Name something in which you don't believe.

I don't believe that God visits disaster on humanity for any reason.

Salad
If you could choose a television personality to be your boss, who would you pick?

Ty Pennington. He's easy on the eyes, and a nutcase... oh, and did I mention he's easy on the eyes? How's that for shallow?

Main Course
What was a lesson you had to learn the hard way?

That integrity is priceless.... once lost it is virtually impossible to regain, though it can be with years of hard work.

Dessert
Describe your idea of the perfect relaxation room.

Okay, this one is easy. It would be a room in a cabin, located high on a hill overlooking a hugely panoramic vista with a huge window. Quiet music, low light, and a raging fire in the fireplace. A nice cozy armchair, and a wall full of books.