Appetizer
Do your closer friends tend to be male or female? Why do you think that is?
Gender only matters to me in bed. I look at the personality to determine who my friends are. That said, my closest circle of friends at this time are both male AND female, but with a slightly higher number of women.
Soup
If you could wake up tomorrow with a new talent, what would it be?
Time management skills. Mine totally suck.
Salad
Name a household cleaning item that you would recommend to others.
Simple Green. I like the smell, it kills bacteria, and cleans well.
Main Course
What do you strive for in life?
Socratic virtue: Balance. That and fantasical wealth... I'm thinking $150 million will probably be sufficient.
Dessert
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how funny do you consider yourself?
Maybe a 6... but I'm factoring in that I find myself a hell of a lot funnier than others do. I'm usually the only one who laughs at my jokes. That said, I heard a joke last night that everyone else laughed at, and I'm still trying to get it. "Two nuns are sitting in a bar. One turns to the other and says 'I wonder where the soap is?'. The other replies 'That's for sure!'". Is it just me? I don't get it! That's funny?
